10. "Obi, stop chewing on your sister's face. Chewing on her face is not an option."
9. "Aww, her little poop is so cute!" (We said this a LOT when we first got Voodoo!)
8. "No! Poop is not for eating!"
7. "That's enough! I'm putting you in the CAGE! And you're in there for the rest of the day!" (Don't you parents sometimes wish you could say that? AND, we get to squirt them in the face with a squirt bottle to reprimand them...you probably shouldn't do THAT to your children, either...although it would be funny once. ;) Hahaha!)
6. "Ew, don't kiss me--you just licked your butt!"
5. "You better behave or I'll eat you--I *AM* Filipino!"
4. "No! No humping!"
3. "Awww...did the big bad vacuum (or garbage truck, or blender, or pretty much anything that makes noise) scare you? It's okay. Please don't pee on the carpet. See? I'm nice!" (This is usually said with a proffered hand for smelling/licking.)
2. "Don't sniff my crotch. Obi! DON'T SNIFF MY CROTCH!"
1. "Does everything I say sound like O-U-T? No bark! No! ...I don't even have my pants on yet!"
*Sigh* Having two dogs is a little crazy some days...but look at these faces.
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| Obi |
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| Voodoo |
How can you not be content at the end of the day with these two little pups ready to love on you no matter what crazy things you've said to them? :)